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have this in shirt form (unfortunately not animated)

have this in shirt form (unfortunately not animated)

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How I read this FB news today.

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Deutschlands Bundesländer || States of Germany

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toasters

i went to walmart to buy beer and ice cream.  this was even after i rationalized how much my body would both love and hate to consume beer and ice cream in a singular evening.  the cashier should’ve known i’m on my period simply from my purchases and not just my bitchface.  my ovaries are still emitting stabbing pains throughout as i sip this delicious beer in this very moment.

maybe he didn’t think about my purchases and how it revealed i was on my period because the person in front of me came to walmart at 9:30pm on a Monday night, with her child asleep in the cart, simply to buy a toaster.  i would like to know what series of events caused this purchase.  did she not need a toaster before this very moment?  her child never wanted toast?  the mother never wanted toast?  nobody else in the family?  a friend who came over and was like “i want toast”?  why not wait until morning to buy the toaster?  why?

thank you trinity nobody else appreciates my name except you

thank you trinity nobody else appreciates my name except you


St. Vincent @ Pitchfork Festival x

St. Vincent @ Pitchfork Festival x

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koryos:

you sit down to watch the lion king with me. i point out that leafcutter ants do not live in africa within the first five minutes. you begin to realize that you have made a horrible mistake. i continue to point out every usage of a tiger’s roar in place of a lion’s. you are at the door, but it is locked.

straight from my mandatory graduate assistant orientation organized by my very prestigious and legitimate university

  

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suicideblonde:

Bjork

suicideblonde:

Bjork

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